Rhett Akins, I Brake For Brunettes Tabs

I Brake For Brunettes
By Rhett Akins

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I brake for brunettes
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Blondes in corvettes 
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Redheads I stop on a dime
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Now the way I drive it's a wonder that I
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Ever get anywhere on time
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So don't tailgate my pickup truck 
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Or you just might wind up  in a wreck
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Now they aint't made the sticker for my bumper just yet but
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I brake for brunettes
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I let firestone put me some new tires on 
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Just a few week ago
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But man I swear that wear and tear
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Is already starting to show 
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Well I oughta just whistle or yell 
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But man I can't help myself

Repeat chorus:
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You'll see my big skid marks by the wave pool park 
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And Judy's beauty salon 
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Lord I  tore up the street in front of betty's boutique
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Where they come out with mini skirts on
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Well I know I'm gonna wear out my tread 
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Down by Tina's tanning bed

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