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Song: Im A Ditto Tab


Here are the lyrics to an as-of-yet unreleased country song by Tom
Batchelor.  Copyright Tom Batchelor.


Well I was sayin' Bulba Bulba
  Among some new friends
Rubbin' their ears
  And eatin' apples with them.
Then someone saw my pinhead eyes
  And said we caught you kiddo
And all I could say was
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

So I disguised me as a Pikachu
  And entered the forest
And went ahead and joined
  This little Pikachu chorus
Well it all went okay
  Until I sang some wrong notes
And all I could say was
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

I'm a Ditto
I'm a fake
Nothing at all is my highest stakes
I'm a Ditto
Nothing at all
I'll never take any kind of fall
They catch my disguise
  And they curse, scold and spittle,
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

Well if you're listenin' to this song
  Then you've heard my life story:
Pretendin' to be someone
  With my sweat pouring.
But I will never fool no one
  Not even a little,
You know it's so true,
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

I'm a Ditto
I'm a fake
Nothing at all is my highest stakes
Yeah I'm a Ditto
Nothing at all
I'll never take any kind of fall
They catch my disguise
  And they curse, scold and spittle
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

I'm a Ditto
I'm a fraud
I couldn't even convince no one
  That I was a log!
Yeah I'm a fake
I'm a Ditto
I'm kinda like a front and back
  Without no middle
They catch my disguise
  And oh, how they spittle
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right, I'm a Ditto!

So I hitched a ride downtown
  And walked to that Pokemart
I heard that they sell Poke cards
  And they weren't sold out.
I took them to the counter
  Clerk said hey now shut your liddo
These cards are for the kids,
We won't sell none to no Ditto!

I'm a Ditto
  A losing team
  Without no dreams
  Sight to be seen
  A dud it seems
I'm kinda like a Ditto from a Ditto machine
Oh I'm a fake
  I get spittled
  On my head-o
  Head full of gritto
  I'm a Ditto!
I'm kinda like a start and end without no middle
They catch my disguise
  And they curse, scold and spittle
And all I can say is
Yeah you're right I'm a Ditto!
They catch my disguise
  And oh, how they spittle
And all I can say is ...
(spoken) "Yeah, you're right, I'm a Ditto!"

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