Artist/Band: Batchelor Tom Tabs
Song: Ive Been Here Since Tab
These are the lyrics of a parody of Ronnie Milsap's 'Since I Don't Have
You'. This version is written by Tom Batchelor.
(Spoken)
"Get back in bed where you belong!"
"NOOOOOO!!!"
(Sound of stuff crashing to the floor)
Oh I have no sun or moon
And I have no stars
And I have no dreams in life
Since I don't have you,
Oh I have no street clothes
And I have no place I call home
And I have no freedom to change my own clothes
Since I don't have you.
(Chorus)
Oh I have no cognitive abilities
And I never will, never again!
When you walked out on me
I got a lobotomy
And I've been here since.
I lay here in my hospital bed
So sick I can't move
Just thinkin' 'bout the time when you walked out on me,
That's all I've mind to do!
(Chorus)
Oh I have no dill pickle potato chips!
And I have no tylenol.
No they won't even let me use no illicit drugs or Viagra,
And I don't have any freedom at all!
When you walked out on me ...
I got a lobotomy ...
And I've been here since.
(spoken)
"Okay, I've said what I needed to say,
Now I'll get back in bed."
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