E
I got home and the door was locked so I tried to ring the bell, I found a little bitty
that she had wrote telling me to go to hell.
A E
B7
I crawled in the window got inside she kicked me in the balls and then I cried, Called
a name said I
E
Lied kicked me again thought I died.
A E
A
Took my clothes set them on fire and hit me with her curling iron. Tried to block it
my watch, And
B7
then she kicked me in the crouch again.
A B7 E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
E
Well I tried to tell her but she did not care thing's weren't what the seemed, She had a
on the stove of boiling water and my nad's would soon be steamed.
A E
I tried to run scream for help she hit me in the nurts with a rhinestone belt.
B7
It was like nothing I had ever felt,
E
I thing god I wasn't wearing a kilt.
A E
She grabbed the bat from beneath the bed She swung it once and missed my head,
B7 A
B7
She reared back, swung it again, and Then she hit me in the twin's again.
A B7 E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
A B7 A B7
Yea today's that awful day, And my boys wont be the same.
A B7 E A E
Yea today's the day my wife met my girlfriend.
