Rodney Carrington, Those Little Things That Piss Me Off Tabs

G                                C
When I'm sittin on a toilet in a house that I don't know
D                                           G
Lookin all around me where the toilet paper go
                         C
I'm feelin really uneasy I'm feelin real uncertain
        D                                        G
Cause I gotta wipe my butt again with the shower curtain

Chorus:
           C         D              G
It's those little things those itty bitty things
           C                  D                 G
It's those little things like that that piss me off


G                               C
When I pick up on a women and I take her home to bed
D                                                            G
She starts to take her clothes of and she starts to hell you know
                            C
I ask her what her name was she told me it was venus
D
I reach down between her legs

Sing Chorus

G                                   C
Last night I went out drinkin in my old daddy's lincoln
D                          G
I hit a tree killed friend
                                      C
I start to scream and hollar cause he owed me twenty dollar
D                         G
I know I'll never see it again

Sing Chorus