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Song: Shania I'm Broke! Tab

Shania I'm Broke
parody of "Honey I'm Home" by Twain/Lange
new lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark
Credit goes to theLeper's tab of "Honey I'm Home."   Any confusion is my fault. 
NOTE: Strumming pattern based on syllables.   For example...my TRUCK won't CRANK, I owe
the BANK.   Mute on CRANK and BANK.  You can, of course, use the whole chord if you wish.



LICK 1 (E):

E--------x
B--------x
G--------x
D--2--2--2
A--2--2--2
E--0--2--0



INTRO: Vocalize the drum sounds in a wacky and creative manner (listen to record; I can't
spell it out).   Do this over LICK 1.

(SPOKEN): Let's get jiggy with it


LICK 2:

   A     E    A     E    A     E    A     B7
E--------x----------x----------x----------x
B--------x----------x----------x----------x
G--2--2--x----2--2--x----2--2--x----2--2--2      DO THIS TWICE
D--2--2--2----2--2--2----2--2--2----2--2--1
A--0--0--2----0--0--2----0--0--2----0--0--2
E--------0----------0----------0-----------


(LICK 1)
My truck won't crank, I owe the bank
I'm gonna pay 'em back but right now I can't
My record went gold half a million sold
My wallet was fat but I spent all that (all that)



LICK 4 (do once, instead of B7 play another E)



(LICK 1)
Just when I bought things I couldn't afford
Now Uncle Sam's knockin' on my door
All that stress I'm so depressed
   N/C
Do not mess with the IRS


A
Loneshark says it's time to pay, says I got 'til the end of the day
B
Nothin' left to do but pray
B7     B     B7    B   B7
Pray (he'll) give (me) one more day


CHORUS 1:
E
Shania I'm broke I need help right away, I blew what little bit a money I made
B                                               Bsus2
You and me we're on CMT, so why can't I seem to make ends meet
E
Radioshack keeps a-billin' me ,they say they're gonna Repo my color TV
B                                      B7    B      B7              LICK 1
Pick up the bone throw the man a loan, say (you'll) pay Shania I'm broke


LICK 1
I'm poor as hell, can't you tell
That's why I've got my house for sale
I try in vain but it's not the same
   N/C
I just can't emmulate Mutt Lange


A
Have you got place that I can stay, just maybe for a couple a days
B                               B7   B     B7   B    B7
Check with Mutt see if it's ok, say (the) word (i'm) on my way


CHORUS 2:
E
Shania I'm broke and I need a payday, if you got an extra million send a little my way
     B                                                                       Bsus2
"If Shania Was Mine" didn't make me a dime, so I had to steal your song just one more time
E 
Well looky who's back it's Cledus T., I know you thought you'd heard the last of me
      B                                  B7   B  B7              LICK 1
This ain't no joke you're my only hope, pay (to) day Shania I'm broke    
LICK 1
Ah, write a check will ya?

SOLO

B7    B    B7  B     B7  B    B7
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey


CHORUS 3:
N/C                                       E
Shania I'm broke I'm ashamed to say, that Super Bowl bet didn't go my way
B                                                 Bsus2
Won't you please buy my new CD, or I'll be filin' bankruptcy
E
All my creditors are suein' me, I owe back taxes from '93
   B                                     B7    B     B7            LICK
I know you're home so pick up the phone, pay-(ment)-day Shania I'm broke 
LICK 1
I'm broke!


E (let ring)
Man I'm broke.....

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