Artist: David Allan Coe | Song: Linda Lovelace

 David Allan Coe - Linda Lovelace Tab   Browse by artist name: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 0-9


Menu
Country music forum
Add/correct tabs
Links
Contact us
Privacy policy
Related items
Country music CDs
Country posters
Country sheet music
Ads

David Allan Coe, Linda Lovelace Tabs


David Allan Coe Lyrics. Please, support artist.
Buy:
David Allan Coe Sheet Music | Coe David Allan CD | David Allan Coe Posters
Country Tabs > Coe David Allan Tabs > Linda Lovelace

Artist/Band: Coe David Allan Tabs
Song: Linda Lovelace Tab

David Allan Coe 
Linda Lovelace

             G 
Well you can talk about your lovers and your backdoor pimps
        C
You can talk about your Hollywood fags
   D
If you wanna know the baddest m*********ker in the world
 	     	              G
Then I’m the greatest lover alive.

G
Jackie Onassis was a snuff queen for me 
  C
Before she ever got rich
    D
And it would take the average man a day and a half
                     G
Just to satisfy that b***h.

        G
Why the Queen of England gave me the key
       C
To the whole damn country of France
    D
And it only took me fifteen minutes
                G
To get into her pants.

       G
Well I f**ked ‘em all from coast to coast
      C
Cause honey that my bag
   D
In fact I’m the only man in the whole world
                               G
That could make Linda Lovelace gag.

             G 	  	  	       C
Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G                   D
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
            G 	                      C
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G       D           G
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.

       G
Now it ain’t that my dick so God damn big
    C
Its just I know how to use it
    D
And I’ll never let some nickel-dime w***e
                       G
Ever get the chance to abuse it.

         G
They can suck it for hours and hours on end
    C
But I’ll still be in control
    D
And I won’t cum till I wanna cum
                     G
Cause that’s my jellyroll.

    G
Now there ain’t no woman no match for me
     C
I’ve had ‘em try to wear me down
     D
I’ve f**ked them barmaids and bank clerks
                       G
I even f**ked a circus clown.

G
Teachers and lawyers, doctors 
              C
And Lord them fat women sure are a drag
  D
I tell ya I’m the only m*********ker in the world
                             G
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

G C G D G C G D G

        G
Why Old Hairy Reams fell apart at the seams
        C
When he saw me f**k that w***e
    D
She sucked my dick swallowed my nuts 
                         G
And I still hollered for more.

    G
She sucked my a*****e she sucked my toes
          C
She’s the suckinest b***h alive
     D
Well I made her call up two more cunts
 	  	           G
And friend that ain’t no jive.

G
She don’t give me know s**t 
      C
About bein’ some big time lover
     D
Some movie star with a jag
                                                     G
Cause you ain’t s**t if you can’t get Linda Lovelace gag.

G
I don’t talk about bein’ no full time lover
      C
Cause mister that’s my bag
D
I’m the only m*********ker in the damn world
                             G
That can make Linda Lovelace gag.

             G 	  	  	       C
Dumm dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G                   D
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
            G 	                      C
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum
    G       D           G
Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.

Take it boys.

G C G D G C G D G 








 

Please, support David Allan Coe.
Buy Sheet Music | Buy Coe David Allan CDs | Buy Coe David Allan Posters
2005 - 2012 AllCountryTabs.com
Guitar Tab, Guitar Tabs
  All tabs are the author's own work and represents their interpretation of the song, tablature for bass,
or lead guitar. You may only use this tab or chord file for private study, scholarship or research.