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Photographs of fancy tricks
Bm A G A
to get your kicks at sixty-six.
Bm A G A
He thinks of all the lips he licks
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and all the girls that he's gonna fix.
Bm A G A
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle,
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But there's no place here for the miniskirt waddle.
Bm A G A
Capital punishment, she's last year's model.
G A G A
They call her Natasha, but she looks like Elsie.
G F#m Em D
I don't want to go to Chelsea.
G D G D
Oh no, it does not move me,
G D G D
Even though I've seen the movie,
G D G D
I don't want to check your pulse.
G D G D
I don't want nobody else.
G D E
I don't want to go to Chelsea.
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Bm A G A Bm A G A
Everybody's got new orders. Be a nice girl and kiss the warders.
Bm A G A Bm A G A
Now the teacher is away, all the kids begin to play.
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Bm A G A
Men come screaming, dressed in white coats,
Bm A G A
Shake you very gently by the throat.
G A G A
One's named Gus, one's named Alfie.
G F#m Em D
I don't want to go to Chelsea.
G D G D
Oh, no, it does not move me,
G D G D
Even though I've seen the movie.
G D G D
I don't want to check your pulse.
G D G D
I don't want nobody else.
G D E
I don't want to go to Chelsea.
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(repeat 1st verse & chorus)
