[A] Flowers and wine is what I [D] thought I would [A] find
When I came home from workin' to-[E] night
Well, [A] now here I stand, over [D] this fryin' [A] pan
And you want a [E] cold one a-[A] gain.
CHORUS
I bought these [D] new heels, did my nails
And had my [A] hair done just right
I thought that this [D] new dress
Was a sure-bet for [E] romance to-[E7] night
But it's [A] perfectly clear, between the [D] TeeVee and [A] beer
I won't get so much as a [E] kiss
As I [A] head for the door, I turn [D] around to be [A] (shore)
Did I shave my [E] legs for [A] this.
Now, when we first met, you promised we'd get
A house on a hill with a pool
Well, this trailer stays wet, and we're swimmin' in debt
Now you want me to go back to school.
CHORUS
As I [A] head for the door, I turn [D] around to be [A] (shore)
Did I shave my [E] legs for [D] this -is [A].
