Artist: | Song: A Tribute To My Ex-wife

Artist/Band: Eric Clark Tabs
Song: A Tribute To My Ex-wife Tab

A Tribute To My Ex Wife
By Eric Clark
Original Artist: Eric Clark

Chords Used:  E B D A

E
This here aint a hating song
B
Its a tribute to the one you loved
A
And how you learned from your mistakes
E
How you think that youve found the one
B
But shes holdin that smoking gun
A
and she showed you just how much your heart can take
A melody

E
First she showed you how to save all your money
B
So she wouldnt go out and blow every penny
A
thats when class began to start

E
she taught me
B
exactly what I need
A
and everything that I dont want
E
and I thank her every day
B
for showing me all these things
A
so I dont treat the next one that way
E
And Im glad to say I feel better about my life
E
So heres a little
B
Tribute
A
To My Ex-Wife


Yeah she taught you how to be on time

threw an ashtray hit you in the eye

said boy why you cheatin on me

and you didnt want to use your fists

so you hired an exorcist

to get demons that turned her mean

but the priest came back out of that room

and said he gave it all that he got

said you just might wanna try midol through a slingshot


Chorus

Well she locked you out

threw all your stuff out

then you learned how to break into your own house

and then you learned how to fix a door


and she took your keys and left you stuck

when you had to drive your truck

then you found out them windows cost a bunch


and she taught you how to lie

when you went out with the guys

saying she was home all alone

cause shed always be up 

when you came home from the club

her make ups on and her hairs messed up

and then one day you realized.

you could read right between her lies

on the day you came home to find


Chorus 2.

And youll say she taught me

exactly what I need

and everything that I dont want

like How to lie

how to cheat

and how to fool the police

so they arrest the wrong one

and Im glad your sitting here

shooting jeager and drinking lone star beer

so heres a toast so hold em up high


cuase heres a little tribute.

to my ex wife


Outro

V.1  man im glad that schools over

V.2 hell that was only second grade

V.1  you mean I have to go through all this again

V.2  well you know what kenision said "shes got the p***y"