D Bm G A-9
You say eether and I say eyether,
D Bm G A-9
You say neether and I say nyther;
D D7 G Gdim
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther -
F#m Bm7-5 Em7 A7
Let's call the whole thing off!
D Bm G A-9
You like potato and I like po-tah-to,
D Bm G A-9
You like tomato and I like to-mah-to;
D D7 G Gdim
Potato, po-tah-to, tomato, to-mah-to -
D A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off!
Bridge:
G#m F#m B7 E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off,
EM A D D7
Then we must part.
G#m F#m B7
And oh, if we ever part,
E Em A-9
Then that might break my heart.
D Bm G A-9
So, if you like pajamas and I like pa-jah-mas,
D Bm G A-9
I'll wear pajamas and give up pa-jah-mas.
D D7 G Gdim
For we know we need each other, so we
F#m G6 G B7
Better call the calling off off.
Em7 A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off!
D Bm G A-9
You say laughter and I say lawfter,
D Bm G A-9
You say after and I say awfter;
D D7 G Gdim
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter -
F#m Bm7-5 Em7 A7
Let's call the whole thing off!
D Bm G A-9
You like Havana and I like Havahnah
D Bm G A-9
You eat bananas and I eat banahnahs
D D7 G Gdim
Havana, Havahnah, Bananas, banahnahs
D A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off!
Repeat Bridge:
D Bm G A-9
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters,
D Bm G A-9
I'll take oysters and give up ersters.
D D7 G Gdim
For we know we need each other, so we
F#m G6 G B7
Better call the calling off off.
Em7 A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off!
