Intro - C9 G D Em x4
C(one strum)
Mirror mirror on the bathroom
G C9 G C9
wall tells you what to do
C
You believe it when they tell
G C9 G C9
you something?s wrong with you
D Em C
You?ll fix your karma on a three-day weekend
D Em C
Your horoscope will tell you what went wrong.
D Em C
You?re blaming random things when there?s no reason
C9 G D Em
You?ve got a horseshoe on the doorway
C9 G D Em
You tied a string around your finger
C9 G D Em C9 G D Em
You are avoiding cracks in sidewalks now
C(one strum)
A firm belief the supernatural
G C9 G C9
is aligned against you
C(one strum)
Astrological conspiracies,
G C9 G C9
it?s really nothing new
D Em C
You cross your fingers when there?s no one looking
D Em C
You keep your birthday wishes to yourself.
D Em C
The gypsy?s crystal ball it must be broken
CHORUS
C(one strum)
People tell you that you make your
G C9 G C9
own luck, well they?re wrong
C(one strum)
You?re getting nauseous eating
G C9 G C9
fortune cookies all night long
D Em C
The tarot cards say you?ll find your true love
D Em C
Late-night psychics, girl they all agree
D Em C
On your own you?ll never find the right one.
