(G) Where oh where(C) are you(G) tonight?
Why did you leave me here all (D) alone?
I (G) searched the world over and I (C) thought I'd found (G) true love.
But you met another and (D) PTHHP! you was (G) gone.
(G)You took out your false teeth, your(C) wig and your (G) glasses.
You were just scattered all over the (D) place.
I (G) wanted to kiss you and (C) hug you so (G) tightly.
I guess that I would have if (D) I'd found your (G) face.
(G) I went to your house at (C) three in the (G) morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your (D) hair.
You (G) would not have scared me and (C) I'd not have (G) run so,
If you had not looked like you'd (D) wrestled a (G) bear.
(G) Where oh where(C) are you(G) tonight?
Why did you leave me here all (D) alone?
I (G) searched the world over and I (C) thought I'd found (G) true love.
But you met another and (D) PTHHP! you was (G) gone.
(G) I told you my darlin' you (C) looked like a (G) gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke (D) since.
But (G) tell me my darling if (C) you ain't got (G) buck teeth.
How do you eat apples (D) through a picket (G) fence?
(G) When I picked you up for our (C) date last (G) weekend.
You looked so pretty in your satin and (D) lace.
But (G) when I bent over and(C) started to (G) kiss you,
you popped a pimple all (D) over my (D) face!
(G) Where oh where(C) are you(G) tonight?
Why did you leave me here all (D) alone?
I (G) searched the world over and I (C) thought I'd found (G) true love.
But you met another and (D) PTHHP! you was (G) gone.
