Artist: | Song: Nymphomaniac

Artist/Band: Jason Boland Tabs
Song: Nymphomaniac Tab

single strum first and last verse    
                    
(G) well welcome everybody to (C)Willies place                                
                                                                    
You can (D)pull up a chair or you can (G) pull up my face                     
                                                               
(G)we got everything, the (C)only thing that we lack (D)is a rich young dumb 
nympho(G)maniac

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(G)I wanna rich youg dumb nympho(C)maniac 
                                      
To (D)drive me around in her (G)cadillac
          
(G)If she's not down on her knees she will be (C)flat on her back
   
I wanna (D)rich youg dumb nympho(G)maniac 
 
we'll give her great big tits and a little bitty ass
a f**king machine that never runs out of gas
a body like nobody's ever seen before
she recently inherited a liquor store
 
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well she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
she doesn't get the s**ts if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
take of our clothes then we buck in a pile
 
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Make her a magic fingers mama that can roll up my doobs
the best in the west at cooking chinese food
she doesn't like to shop and she don't wear clothes
she always compliments me on the size of my hose
 
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we'll make her three feet tall
and stand about to here
with a flat spot on her head 
so I can rest my beer
 
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