Bb F
The silicon chip inside her head
D# F
Got switched to overload
Bb F
Nobody?s gonna go to school today,
D# F
She?s gonna make them stay at home,
Gm F
And daddy doesn?t understand it,
Bb D#
He always said she was good as gold,
D#
And he can see
No reasons
D#
?Cause there are
No reasons
D# F
What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
D#
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
D# F
I want to shoot the whole day down.
Bb F
The telex machine is kept so clean,
D# F
And it types to a waiting world,
Bb
Her mother feels so shocked,
F
Father?s world is rocked,
D# F
And their thoughts turned to their own little girl.
Gm F
Well, sweet sixteen ain?t she peachy keen,
Bb D#
And it ain?t so neat to admit defeat,
D#
There could be
No reasons
D#
Because there are
No reasons
D# F
What reason do you need. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
D#
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
D# F Gm
I?m gonna shoot the whole day down, down, down
D# Gm D#
I?ll shoot it all down.
Bb F
And all the playing?s stopped in the playground now
D# F
She want to play with her toys a while.
Bb F
And school is out, oh and soon we will learn that
D# F
the lesson today is how to die.
Gm
And then the bullhorn crackles,
F D#
And the captain tackles with the problems and the
Bb
how?s and why?s
D#
And he can see
No reasons
D#
?Cause there are
No reasons
D# F
What reason do you need to die, die. Oh! Oh! Oh!
Bb F
The silicon chip inside her head
D# F
Got switched to overload
Bb F
Oh! Oh! Nobody?s gonna go to school today,
D# F
She?s gonna make them stay at home,
Gm F
And daddy doesn?t understand it,
Bb D#
He always said she was good as gold,
D#
And he can see
No reasons
D#
?Cause there are
No reasons
D# F
What reason do you need to be shown. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
D#
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like, (Tell me why) I don?t like
D#
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like, (Tell me why) I don?t like
D#
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
Bb
Tell me why
F
I don?t like Mondays.
D# F Gm
I want to shoot the whole day down.
Bb D# F Bb
Oo oo oooooo!
