G
YOURE DOWN ON YOUR LUCK
G7
YOU JUST LOST YOUR TRUCK
C Cm
YOU CANT AFFORD ANOTHER BEER
G G/F#
YOURE CREDIT CARDS DONT WORK
Em
AND THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS YOURE A JERK
C D
YOURE WONDERING HOW YOU WOUND UP HERE
CHORUS:
G D G
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
G D G
IT WOULDA BEEN BETTER TO LET HER KEEP YOU DOWN
C D G G/F# Em
LIVIN WITH A CRAZY WIFE, BEATS AN EMPTY BANK ACCOUNT
G D G
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
G/F# Em
NOW YOURE SLEEPING ON THE COACH OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
G G/F#
WATCHIN COLOMBO
Em
EATIN COLD PIZZA IN YOUR UNDERWEAR
D Cadd9 D
JUST REMEMBER I TOLD YOU SO
REPEAT CHORUS
INSTRUMENTAL: Em G G/F# Em D
G D G
SO IF YOURE THINKIN BOUT SAYIN ADIOS
G D G
WELL TAKE IT FROM A FOOL WHO KNOWS
G G7
SHES GONNA SERVE YOU PAPERS
C Cm
MAKE YOU PAY THROUGH THE NOSE
G G/F# Em
AND WHEN HER LAWYER GETS THROUGH WITH YOU
Cadd9 D
YOURE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE TO MEXICO
REPEAT CHORUS
IT WOULDA BEEN CHEAPER TO KEEP HER AROUND
