B. F. D.
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Written by Don Henry and Craig Carothers
Performed by Kathy Mattea on "The Innocent Years"
Submitted by Ken Arnold
Intro: G G D7 D7 G G
G D7
It ain't his fault that she went A. W. O. L.
G
Cause he tried everything from A to Z
D7
Now it's J & B, M & M's and K. F. C.
G G7
Tryin' hard to make himself believe
C G
It ain't no B. F. D., he's got his C. M. T.
D7 G G7
No S E X but that's OK
C G C
At least he ain't no S. O. B. like that P h d
D7 G G D7 D7 G G
that took his EX and ran off to L. A.
G D7
She liked C. N. N. made fun of his T. N. N.
G
Always called it E. I. E. I. O.
D7
Now their love is R. I. P. but at least he's F R E E
G G7
And he ain't cryin' on his P I L L O
C G
It ain't no B. F. D., he's got his C. M. T.
D7 G G7
No S E X but that's OK
C G C
At least he ain't no S. O. B. like that P h d
D7 G G
that took his EX and ran off to L. A.
C G
One night he ordered pizza for some R & R with the N. F. L.
A D Am D7
When a delivery girl named Lisa stole his heart when she rang his bell.
C G
Now they're in L U V and it's X T C
D7 G G7
No S E X (yet) but that's A OK
C G C
He feels just like a V. I. P. with all of her T. L. C.
D7 G
A. S. A. P. she'll be his fiancee
D7 G G D7 D7 G G
And that's a B. F. D. in a real good way.
