This was requested in the Newsletter - I encourage everyone who submits
songs, to send them in this format, that way the chords are always where
they are supposed to be, otherwise they always seem to get shifted out of
alignment when Emailed.
Dan Mooney - Portland, Oregon
Frog Kissing
[G]Do you remember in the fairy tales, [Em]how the wicked witch's spell
[C]changed the handsome prince to a toad, through the [D]power of a potion,
she handed him the notion, he was [G]lower than the [C#dim]dirt in the
[G]road, and though she [B7]left him green and warted, her evil plan was
thwarted, when there [Em]chanced to happen [C]by a young [G]miss, who
in[D]spite of his complexion, offered her affection, and [G]broke the wicked
[C]curse with her [G]kiss.
Chorus - [G]Well if you've never been [D]frog kissing, then you don't know
[G]what you've been missing, there's a [A]world of opportunity under each
and every [D]log, if you've [G]never been a [D]charm breaker, if you've
never been a [C]handsome prince maker, just [G]slow down, turn around,
[C]bend down and [D]kiss you a [G]frog.
[G]Once upon a time ago, [Em]I was down and feeling low, [C]like a lonely
frog in a pond, [D]life was just a joke, and I was very near a croaking, I
was [G]zapped by [C#dim]life's wicked [G]wand, then in the [B7]depth of my
depression, there came a true expression, of a [Em]love from a [C]lady so
[G]sweet, she gave me [D]warm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healing,
and [G]knocked me off my [C]little web [G]feet.
Chorus
[G]There's a happy ever after land, [Em]deep within the heart of man,
[C]where a prince or princess abides, but [D]all we get are glimpses of the
handsome prince or princess, cause they're [G]covered by a [C#dim]green
warty [G]hide, and though they're [B7]full of life's potential, they're
lacking one essential, to [Em]enable them to [C]shine like a [G]star, and
that's to [D]have some guy or misses cover them with kisses, and [G]love
them while they're [C]just like they [G]are.
[G]And that's the secret of [D]frog kissing, and you can do it too if [C]you
just [G]listen, just slow down, [C]turn around, [D]bend down and kiss you a
[G]frog.
