I have wrote a song that I think everybody will like. It is a comical
song that I took from an old ballad from back in the 1800's. The original
was picked up by Will Mccain Clauson in a Mel Bay Old Time Cowboy Song
Book. The original author is unknown as far as I can tell. The original
title was "Mah Swiss Miss" & I took it & left out the chorus lines added a
few changes to the verses & put my own tune to it for a comic act that I
have worked up with my Uncle in a dress with a wig & makeup. I hope you all
enjoy it as much as I do.
From: Larry J. Carter
Song Title: My Sweet Miss
G C
Oh my sweet miss , I miss her , I miss the chance to kiss her ,
G D
She pot-bellied , pig-tailed , but I’m her pal !
G C
Oh , I know her teeth are phoney , From chawin Swiss baloney,
G D G
But I love her, she’s my baby, she’s my gal !
G C
Oh her pimple face is bumpy, Her load is kinda lumpy,
G D
She’s cross-eyed, bow-legg’d, and pigeon-toed !
G C
She’s got ears like collie flowers, And legs like Eiffel towers,
G D G
And her mug looks like two miles of bad road.
G C
Oh my sweet miss, I miss her, I miss the chance to kiss her,
G D
She’s knock-kneed, flat-footed, she’s my gal !
G C
Oh they say her breath is sweet, But I’d rather smell her feet,
G D G
And I miss, my sweet miss, ‘cuzz she’s my gal !
G C
She’s my darlin’, My daisy, She dang near drives me crazy,
G D
She gives me bluegrass lovin, she’s my gal !
G C
Her hair is red and frizzy, Her block is sorta dizzy,
G D G
Halitosis, in her kisser, she’s my gal !
SLOWLY CRYING ( AD-LIBING )
G C
She’s pure bliss, my sweet miss,
G D
And I miss that sweet miss kiss.
G C
On my knees, I beg ya’ please,
G C GDG
cum on back, To the place where you belong at home.
P.S: If you have any questions you can E-mail me at the following address.
I have the song in a wav file that is about 2 Mg's long after being Zipped
so it would take a while to send. I do the song with a flat-top Alvarez
slowly & with a lot of silliness in the ending. Good luck & Happy Picking.
Larry J. Carter
bobcat@mindless.com
