Artist/Band: Moron Brothers Tabs
Song: If My Nose Was Runnin' Money Tab
If My Nose Was Runnin' Money
The Moron Brothers
Capo 3rd Fret
A D A
You say that I don't love you, you say my love's untrue
A B E
But if I were a rich man, I'd prove my love for you
A D
I'd buy for you a diamond ring, a new fur coat or two...
A (strum once) E (strum once) A
And if my nose was runnin' money, honey, I'd blow it all on you
A D A
If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you
A B E
Buy you a big ol' Cadillac, and a new Mercedes, too
A D A
I'd build for you a mansion, up on some mountain top
A B A
If my nose was only runnin' money, but honey, it'snot
Chorus
D A
It's a booger of a problem that I've got (sniffle)
A E
Wish my nose was runnin' money but it'snot
A D A
I'd buy for you a Cadillac and a new Mercedes too
A B A
If my nose was runnin' money, honey, I'd blow it all on you
(Banjo Pickin')
A D A
If my nose was runnin' money, make all your dreams come true
A B E
Buy you a John Deere tractor, get rid of that ol' grey mule
A D A
Buy you some new bibbed overalls and some of them Brogan shoes
A B A
You wouldn't have to plow bare-footed, the way you always do
A D A
If my nose was runnin' money, we'd have anything we please
A B E
Anytime we needed cash, all I'd have to do is sneeze
A D A
We'd all be eatin' high on the hog, and the hog wouldn't be so lean,
A B A
If my nose was runnin' money, we'd be rollin' in the green
Chorus
If my nose was runnin' money, we'd eat out all the time
Fanciest restaraunts in town is where we'd go to dine
We'd blow my nose, and pay the check, and right before we leave,
I'd give the waitress a great big tip, what I wiped on my sleeve
Chorus
A B A
If my nose was runnin' money, honey, I'd blow it all on you
(Closing Banjo Pickin' Riff)
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