(VERSE 1)
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Have you ever had one of those days.
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When nothin goes right.
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Your wife starts bitchen bout whatever it
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was she was bitchen about last night.
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So you escape into the bathroom,
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Just to sit there on your thron.
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But after you finish your buisness,
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the toilet papers gone.
(chorus)
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It's a great day, for me to whoop sombody's
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ass. It's a bad day, so you better get off
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my back You might get cold cocked, if you
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cross my path. Cause its a great day, for me
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to whoop somebody's ass.
(VERSE 2)
I was runnin late for work so i poured me some coffee to go. But just before i had a flat tire i spilled it all over my
clothes. When the highway patrolman pulled up, I thought that help was on the way. But when he saw the tire tool in my
hand, he shot me with pepper spray.
(chorus)
(VERSE 3)
When I finally made it to work, I was 15 minutes late. I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway. Here I
am out in the parking lot just a waitin by his corvette. I'm gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget.
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