Artist/Band: Wesson Doc Tabs
Song: Discount Love Affair Tab
This is from Doc Wesson's album "Tacky Tunes From Texas". It is an up tempo
song in the key of A.
DISCOUNT LOVE AFFAIR
Words and music by Doc Wesson
E7/// //// A/// ////
[A] I went [E] down to my favorite department store
Seems like [D] just the other [A] day
I was [E] standin' back in sporting goods
When I [D] heard a voice softly [A] say
"Do you [D] know where I could find a hammer
And a [A] pair of ladies leather gloves?"
And when I [B7] spun around and our eyes met
Was [E7] when we fell in love.
Refrain:
I met her at [D] Walmart
She thought I was [A] real smart
As I [E7] walked her down the isle
She looked at me and smiled
And said [A] "You're a good shopper!"
I met her at [D] Walmart
Now she's my [A] sweetheart
No matter [E7] what you're lookin' for
You can find it at the superstore. [A]
[E] Everynight we'd go to the store
That has [D] the everyday low [A] price
We'd [E] walk and talk holding hands
In a [D] shopper's paradise [A]
And then we'd [D] spot the perfect item
At a [A] price they were rollin' back
We'd [B7] buy it fast then rush right home
It was an [E7] aphrodisiac.
Second Refrain:
We did it at [D] Walmart
She thought I was [A] real smart
As I [E7] walked her down the isle
She looked at me and smiled
And said [A] "You're a good shopper!"
We did it at [D] Walmart
Now she's my [A] sweetheart
No matter [E7] what you're lookin' for
You can find it at the superstore. [A]
(Key change to B)
[B] There were [F#] lots of smiley faces
With a [E] song on wedding [B] day
And right [F#] before the ceremony
We bought our [E] rings at the jewelry [B] display
And as the [E] preacher pronounced us man and wife
And I [B] turned to kiss my bride
A [C#7] voice rang out "Newly weds, your new tires are on
And your [F#7] truck's parked right outside!"
Third Refrain:
We got married at [E] Walmart
She thought I was [B] real smart
As I [F#7] walked her down the isle
She looked at me and smiled
And said [B] "You're a good shopper!"
We got married at [E] Walmart
Now we're forever [B] sweethearts
No matter [F#7] what you're lookin' for
You can find it at the superstore. [B]
(Then after the last chorus, speak what is below while still playing your
guitar back and forth from F#7 to B.)
Talking: No matter what you're lookin' for you can find it at the
superstore! We had our wedding reception over in the garden department.
They were rollin' back the prices on bouquets, and we got a great deal on
garter back in Ladies Apparel! And rice was even on sale! We got our
pictures made in one hour, and McDonald's catered the event....you know
finger foods and all. And gifts, ah man, pots and pans and toasters; heck,
we got a case of WD40 and a singin' Billy Bass! We honeymooned in every
Walmart parking lot from Texas to California. You know, they got great
customer service. I wonder if I can return her if things don't work out? I
wouldn't need a receipt. Huh...well that's something to think about. I do
know one thing, no matter what you're lookin' for you can find it at the
superstore!
(End on B)
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