This is from Doc Wesson's album "Tacky Tunes From Texas". It is very fast
strumming, and it's in the key of E.
THE DOLLY PARTON SONG
Words and music by Doc Wesson
[E] Well I'd like to see the coyote eat the [A] road [E] runner
And I'd like to see Bruce [F#] Willis blown to [B] bits
And I'd [E] like to see Hulk Hogan [A] mudwrestle Richard [E] Simmons
But I'd love to see that [B] Dolly Parton's [E] tits.
[A] Yeah, I'd [E] love to see that [B] Dolly Parton's [E] tits.
Refrain:
Oh they're so [A] big and soft and round
And [E] they don't make a sound
[F#] How they look remains a mistery [B]
With my [E] hands tucked into my pockets
Just [A] thinkin' 'bout Dolly's [E] rockets
Here they come [B] again my fantasy. [E]
[A] Yeah, [E] here they come [B] again my fantasy. [E]
Em Em Em Em Em Em A7 A7 Em Em Em Em Em Em
Well I'd [E] like to see Howard Stern kiss Rush [A] Limbaugh in the [E]
moonlight
And I'd like to see Bill [F#] Clinton take a hit [B].........and inhale
And I'd [E] like to see ole Hillary fight [A] Monica on Jerry [E]
Springer
But I'd love to see that [B] Dolly Parton's [E] tits
[A] Yeah, I'd [E] love to see that [B] Dolly Parton's [E] tits.
Second Refrain:
Oh they're so [A] big and soft and round
And they [E] almost touch the ground
[F#] How they look remains a mistery [B]
With my [E] hands tucked into my pockets
Just [A] thinkin' 'bout Dolly's [E] rockets
Here they come [B] again, my fantasy. [E]
[A] Yeah, [E] here they come [B] again, my fantasy. E E E E E E B E (down
strums)
They're [B7] my favorite memories of [E] home.
